my heart lies with the ocean

glad your back, bubbly

As am I! But you s)(ould )(ave said “you’re,” Dave. 38P

But you s)(ould totally come to )(awaii! Daddy always says I can bring guests, and our )(ouse is totally big enoug)( for -EVERYONE! 38D

)(ey everyone!

I’m reely sorry I’ve been away so long! 38( I’ve been SO BUSY wit)( )(omework!

Also, I mig)(t )(ave flown )(ome to spend a few days with Daddy! )(e was all lonely. And I got to SURF! 38D

Anyway, )(ow t)(e s)(ell is everyone? 38D

-ERIDAN!

richboysaquarium:

ceruleancoastwalker:

I just want to make s)(ore you don’t do anyt)(ing STUPID! Jesus, -Eridan, you’re gonna piss everyone off! 38[

And I don’t KNOW w)(y you adore me! I don’t G-ET it! W)(y M-E? T)(ere are tons of ot)(er girls t)(at like t)(e t)(ings you do! We )(ave NOT)(ING in common! I mean yes, I’m your friend, but sometimes you’re just a )(ANDFUL!

wwell fuck too late for that huh youre already pissed arent you fef

im sure evveryone else is too

and oh forgivve me for thinkin my long time friend wwouldnt mind dealin wwith me

if youre so keen thinkin on howw wwevve got nothin in common its a wwonder wwere evven still friends

Y-ES, I AM PISS—ED OFF.

I deal wit)( you ALL T)(E TIME, -Eridan! I wear myself out trying to keep you reined in! 38| I’m getting so TIR-ED from doing t)(is!

And I’m friends wit)( you because we’ve always been friends, even if we don’t )(ave t)(ings in common. I’m not going to stop being your FRI-END, okay? T)(ere’s ot)(er fis)( in t)(e sea, is all!

Send me the sign and I will do it.

• ✂: Share one of the hardest moments in your life.
• æ: Post a picture of yourself
• ✌: Share a childhood memory
• ♡: Make a confession
• ❁: Share one of your insecurities
• ✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
• ☹: Share a turn off
• ☀: Share a turn on
• ♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
• ♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
• ☆: Share one thing you think about before you you go to bed at night
• ☮: Share a relationship story

-ERIDAN!

richboysaquarium:

ceruleancoastwalker:

Because you s)(ould be t)(e better person, dummy!

And you )(ave to be nice to people, okay? I don’t want to )(ave to always clean up after you, -Eridan! I just want to )(ave a c)(ance to do normal stuff wit)(out )(aving to manage you! I )(ave a date t)(is weekend, and I don’t want to )(ave to worry about you doing somefin stupid! Is t)(at somefin you can manage?!

lets not lie to ourselvves and think im any sort of good person

youre not obligated to take care a me fef youre not my mother

go on and do normal stuff go on your fuckin date and pretend i dont exist an dont wworry a single pretty hair on your head off because god knowws im used to this kind a treatment

sometimes its really hard for me to recall wwhy the fuck i adore you you knoww that fef

I just want to make s)(ore you don’t do anyt)(ing STUPID! Jesus, -Eridan, you’re gonna piss everyone off! 38[

And I don’t KNOW w)(y you adore me! I don’t G-ET it! W)(y M-E? T)(ere are tons of ot)(er girls t)(at like t)(e t)(ings you do! We )(ave NOT)(ING in common! I mean yes, I’m your friend, but sometimes you’re just a )(ANDFUL!

-ERIDAN!

richboysaquarium:

ceruleancoastwalker:

richboysaquarium:

ceruleancoastwalker:

STOP T)(AT RIG)(T NOW!

I AM GONNA K-E—EL-)(AUL YOU!

stop wwhat

i havvent done a damn thing wwrong fef howws it my fault if evveryone else is antagonizin me

I don’t care about w)(at t)(ey’re doing! And t)(ey’re not ANTAGONIZING you! You’re overreacting and being suc)( a DIPS)(IT! 38[ W)(y would you say somefin like t)(at to Jade?

I’m so PISS-ED at you rig)(t now.

im sorry that im not fuckin panderin to evverything you wwant of me jesus fuckin christ

howw come i alwways get the blame

just because i wwas a bit more blunt about my opinions doesnt mean i started the argument

Because you s)(ould be t)(e better person, dummy!

And you )(ave to be nice to people, okay? I don’t want to )(ave to always clean up after you, -Eridan! I just want to )(ave a c)(ance to do normal stuff wit)(out )(aving to manage you! I )(ave a date t)(is weekend, and I don’t want to )(ave to worry about you doing somefin stupid! Is t)(at somefin you can manage?!

-ERIDAN!

richboysaquarium:

ceruleancoastwalker:

STOP T)(AT RIG)(T NOW!

I AM GONNA K-E—EL-)(AUL YOU!

stop wwhat

i havvent done a damn thing wwrong fef howws it my fault if evveryone else is antagonizin me

I don’t care about w)(at t)(ey’re doing! And t)(ey’re not ANTAGONIZING you! You’re overreacting and being suc)( a DIPS)(IT! 38[ W)(y would you say somefin like t)(at to Jade?

I’m so PISS-ED at you rig)(t now.

humanfef headcanon time!

So part of me thinks that she used to party a lot in her freshman year, since it was the first time she was really away from her daddy and around people.

I think she might have had some drunken hook-ups that ended with her losing her v-card? And then she didn’t care because she doesn’t understand the significance of that ANYWAY whoopsies.

DOES THAT MAKE SENSE OR

-ERIDAN!

STOP T)(AT RIG)(T NOW!

I AM GONNA K-E—EL-)(AUL YOU!